Headlines for: 05-31-2000

BRITNEY'S BRUSH WITH BOGUS BOOBS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Britney Spears has something she wants to get off her chest: she's guilty of wearing bogus boobs. Although the well-endowed pop diva has denied rumors she

69-YEAR-OLD MALE PIN-UP OFFERS SENIOR SEX SYMBOL TIPS GEORGETOWN, Texas (Wireless Flash) -- A 69-year-old triathelete has been transformed into a sort-of senior citizen Fabio thanks to his bikini-clad appearance in a pin-up calendar featuring

GHOSTS FIND RAP MUSIC REPULSIVE SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) -- Listening to rap or heavy metal may bust your eardrums, but it's also good for ghostbusting.

BEACH BOY BRIAN WILSON WATERLOGGED WITH WRITER'S BLOCK LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The last two years haven't been music to Brian Wilson's ears: He claims he's suffering from the worst case of writer's block he's ever had.

CAVIAR HOPPING WITH HIP-HOPPERS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- It may sound fishy but the latest craze among hip-hoppers is caviar. According to Bruce Sobol, who owns the New York-based

SCOTT BAIO'S DATING TIPS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Former "Happy Days" star Scott Baio is apparently happy to spill the beans about some of the babes he's bedded.

LITERARY POTTY: BATHROOM READING WEEK STARTS MONDAY (JUN. 5) SADDLE RIVER, N.J. (Wireless Flash) -- Starting Monday (Jun. 5), literature will be going to pot -- as in the toilet. Monday is the first day of National Bathroom Reading Week,

`SIMPSONS' BBQ GRILL EXPECTED TO BE HOT COLLECTORS ITEM SYRACUSE, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) -- "The Simpsons" are on fire with memorabilia collectors thanks to a new commemorative Homer Simpson barbecue grill.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD IRVING, Tex. (Wireless Flash) -- Most folks would rather look as pale as Casper, the Friendly Ghost than sport a dark, George Hamilton tan. According to a study by LaurusHealth.com, only 20