Headlines for: 04-15-2001

SHAQUILLE O’NEAL: ‘I CREATED THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Shaquille O’Neal has a bone to pick with the Taco Bell Chihuahua. In his brand new book, Shaq Talks Back (St. Martin’s Press),

CAT SCRATCHER MAKER HOPES TO SAVE PRESIDENTIAL PUSSYCAT SAN RAFAEL, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Although President Bush has banished his scratch-happy cat Ernie from the White House, the owner of a company that makes cat scratchers think he has the “purr-fect

SLOBS MAKE BETTER SPOUSES THAN NEAT NUTS LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – If your love life is a real mess, you might want to consider dating a slob. That’s the word from self-proclaimed “spiritual house

IT’S ‘SELENA SEASON’ FOR IMPRESSIONISTS LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) – Today (Apr. 16) would have been Tejano singer Selena’s 30th birthday. Although the songstress has been dead six years, there are still plenty of

YOU’RE GETTING VERY, VERY SEXY EMERYVILLE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Guys, how’d you like to hypnotize your girlfriend so she’d flash you her bare breasts whenever you spoke the words “I love melons?”

PODIATRIST GETS TOEHOLD IN CANDY BIZ BERKELEY, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – A podiatrist from Berkeley, California, is trying to get a toehold in another industry – candy making.

DIALECT EXPERT SOUNDS OFF ON ‘BRIDGET JONES’ CONTROVERSY HOLLYWOOD (Wireless Flash) – Texas actress Renee Zellweger’s letter-perfect London accent in Bridget Jones’s Diary has squashed those critics who questioned casting her as a Brit – but one dialect

WHISTLERS CONVENTION BLOWS THROUGH NORTH CAROLINA LOUISBURG, N.C. (Wireless Flash) – Most folks find whistling irritating, but the folks in Louisburg, North Carolina are “tweet” on it. This weekend (Apr. 20-21) the town will hold the 28th Annual International

KIDS REALLY STICK THEIR FOOT IN IT DALLAS (Wireless Flash) – A Texas P.E. teacher is taking steps to protect kids’ safety with a new ID card that fits into their shoes. The so-called “Medi-Kid Safety Insole” is similar to those Med-