Headlines for: 05-02-2001

VIDEOGAME TUNES: EUROPE’S LATEST MUSICAL TREND HELSINKI, Finland (Wireless Flash) – The future of music may be found in video arcade games? That’s the claim of a video music archivist in Helsinki, Finland, who

FLORIDA COUPLE INVENTS TOILET PAPER CADDY WINTER HAVEN, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – Necessity may be the mother of invention for some but for a couple in Winter Haven, Florida, it was an empty toilet paper roll.

JANET JACKSON: I RUB BUTTS WITH OTHER DANCERS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Rumors may have been circulating that pop singer Janet Jackson is a lesbian, but Ms. Jackson will only confess to occasional butt-rubbing.

MUMMY MAKER HAS MUMMY MARKET WRAPPED UP SALT LAKE CITY (Wireless Flash) – The new movie The Mummy 2 comes out tomorrow (May 4), but the world’s only mummy maker isn’t afraid the film will scare up any copy-cat businesses.

L.A. MAN TO SPEND 75,000 MINUTES IN OLD ACURA LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Would you spend 52 days straight in an old clunker? Maybe not, but a Los Angeles man has 75,000 reasons to do so. Starting Monday (May 7), 26-year-old Sam Walters will be spending 75,000

DOLPHINS LIKE MASSAGES HILO, Hawaii (Wireless Flash) – It sounds fishy but a dolphin researcher in Hawaii claims dolphins get sore muscles and like massages. That’s according to Roberta Goodman, who has been telepathically

ANGRY WHITE MEN GOING ON TOUR CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – Some angry white men are tired of being trashed as “white trash” and they’re not going to take it anymore. Instead, they’re taking their anger out on tour.

63 PERCENT OF AMERICANS MASTURBATE IN CAR SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – A lot of Americans are driving themselves wild with desire when they’re driving on the road, if a new survey is correct.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Only one Survivor castaway will win $1 million tonight (May 3) but the other 15 will still get plenty of paper – TP, that is. The Angel Soft toilet paper company felt so bad that the