Headlines for: 11-18-2001
MASTURBATION TOUTED AS GREAT HOLIDAY STRESS RELIEVER
SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) Ladies, if holiday stress rubs you the wrong way, you might want to start being a little touchy in public. Thats according to Sadie Allison, a 30-year-old San Francisco woman
WITCH ADMITS HARRY POTTER BAD BOX OFFICE SPELL HAS FAILED
HASTINGS, England (Wireless Flash) A male witch in Britain who placed a bad box office spell on the new Harry Potter movie admits his spell has failed.
GERBER BABY MODEL TURNS 75 TOMORROW (NOV. 20)
CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) You may not know the name Ann Turner Cook but youd certainly recognize her baby face. Cook is the original Gerber Baby and posed for the famous baby food
MARGE SIMPSON: BEST-TRESSED CARTOON STAR
LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) Its doubtful many people would want to walk around with a Marge Simpson sky-blue hairdo but that hasnt stopped her from being declared The Best-Tressed Cartoon
BARBARA EDEN FINDS HER INNER NEAT FREAK IN ODD COUPLE
TULSA, Okla. (Wireless Flash) Barbara Eden is discovering her inner neat freak by playing the female Felix Unger in a ladies version of The Odd Couple.
DEATH-BED PATIENTS NEEDED FOR EXPERIMENT
LONDON (Wireless Flash) A British ghost researcher is looking for terminally-ill patients to participate in a soul-searching ghost hunt. British filmmaker Ross Hemsworth wants to determine once and for all if the
TURKEY ROASTERS GET BURNED
DONNERS GROVE, Ill. (Wireless Flash) It isnt just turkeys that get burned on Thanksgiving so do the people roasting the turkey. Thats according to Carol Miller of the Butterball Turkey Talkline,
TROUNCE YOUR TERRORIST TROUBLES BY LISTENING TO TAPES
CALEXICO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) Losing your fear of terrorist attacks may be a simple as listening to an audio tape. Thats the claim of California-based psychoanalyst Carlos Fonseca, who
WINDMILLS COULD MAKE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS A BREEZE
FLAGSTAFF, Az. (Wireless Flash) Worried that high energy costs will turn you into a Grinch with Christmas lights this year? Well, a windmill salesman from Arizona thinks he has a solution.
FLASH LITES: RIP N READ POP CULTURE RECAP
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, Mich. (Wireless Flash) Eat this, Martha Stewart: A new poll shows 75 percent of cooks ask mom for advice on cooking Thanksgiving dinner, compared to only 7 percent who get tips from Martha.