Headlines for: 12-13-2001

WILL VIDEO MAKE OSAMA LOSE GROUND WITH FOLLOWERS? GREAT NECK, N.Y. (Wireless Flash) – Osama bin Laden could lose his loyal following thanks to the videotape released yesterday (Dec. 13). That’s the word from face-reader Maxine Lucille Fiel, who has analyzed

ROCK HALL INDUCTEE GENE PITNEY NOT LIVING IN PAST SOMERS, Conn. (Wireless Flash) – Sixties-era rock singer Gene Pitney may be one of the newest inductees in the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame, but he says he doesn’t want to live in the past.

SEX SHOP-OWNING STUDENT BLAZING A TRAIL IN BULGARIA BLAGOEVGRAD, Bulgaria (Wireless Flash) – A 25-year-old university student is blazing a trail for sex toys in Bulgaria. American University in Bulgaria business student Simo Atanasov owns one of

TICKLISH FOLKS TERRIFIED BY TIGHTENED SECURITY SAN FRANCISCO (Wireless Flash) – Tighter airport security may rub you the wrong way, but it’s even touchier for the ticklish. That’s the word from air rage expert Ted Celentino, who says the

‘QUEER DUCK’ RESCUED BY SHOWTIME WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – The Internet cartoon Queer Duck – voiced by gay actor Jim J. Bullock – is being taken out of the dot.com deep freeze and is moving to TV.

EARTHA KITT ALONE FOR THE HOLIDAYS HERSHEY, Penn. (Wireless Flash) – Eartha Kitt’s signature holiday song is “Santa Baby,” but it should be “Blue Christmas.”

ATTORNEY SAYS JESUS’ STEP DAD DESERVES SOME CREDIT NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Jesus Christ may have been the son of God but a New York attorney thinks step daddy Joseph deserves some credit too. Mac Truong says he’s studied the Bible thoroughly and says the only

MERRILL OSMOND THINKS OSMONDS DESERVE TO MAKE ROCK HALL OF FAME DETROIT, Mich. (Wireless Flash) – The Osmond Brothers may not be among the latest inductees into the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame – but that could change next year.

‘FISHSTRATION,’‘FUELISH PLEASURE’ AMONG YEAR’S TOP BOAT NAMES NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Some boat owners sink as much attention into the name of their vessel as the craft itself. That’s according to the editors of Boating magazine, which have

FLASH LITES: RIP ‘N’ READ POP CULTURE RECAP NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Destiny’s Child is NOT breaking up. The girl group has released a statement to combat recent breakup reports caused by Beyonce Knowles announcement the girls are “taking a