Headlines for: 05-01-2002

Devo: ‘We Put Subliminal Messages In TV Commercials’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – If you’re wearing blue jeans right now, blame Devo. Lead singer Mark Mothersbaugh freely admits the group imbeds

Cross-Dressing Karaoke Queen Singing the Blues SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) – A cross-dressing singer in San Diego is singing the blues because of what he feels is a conspiracy in the karaoke community.

Mythologist Claims Saddam Hussein Wants to Open Gateway to Heaven NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) – A mythologist in Nashville, Tennessee, claims Saddam Hussein may soon be in possession of a gateway to heaven.

Robert Blake Murder Case Movie, New ‘Thelma and Louise?’ LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – A movie about the Robert Blake murder case is in the works, but you might be surprised to hear that it’s going to be a Thelma and Louise-style story.

Spider Men - And Women - Wanted LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Spiders give most folks the creeps – but that isn’t stopping a Los Angeles museum from asking folks to collect the crawly creatures and bring them in.

World’s First Sub-Sea Aviation School Opening Set for November POINT RICHMOND, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – The world’s first sub-sea aviation school is recruiting people who want to be the Dennis Titos of the deep.

Kirsten Dunst’s Idiotic Nickname NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Spider-Man cutie Kirsten Dunst used to be a real dunce. The actress tells gossip reporter Baird Jones that when she was in second

Indigo Girls Write Song about Gay-Friendly Guerrillas LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Would you believe the Indigo Girls got the inspiration for one of their new songs from hanging out with some gay- friendly guerrilla fighters?

Kiwifruit Celebrates 40th Anniversary in America LOS ALAMITOS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – You may not recognize Frieda Rapoport Caplan’s name, but, without her, you wouldn’t be eating kiwifruit – you’d be eating Chinese Gooseberries.

Flash Lites: Rip ‘N’ Read Pop Culture Recap NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) – Is Julio Iglesias jealous of his son Enrique’s success? It seems so. Enrique tells the upcoming Parade magazine that his famous pa doesn’t support his music

Around the Weird: Bizarre News Briefs MONROE, Wash. (Wireless Flash) – Police are searching for two burglars who posed as workers and pocketed money from the drive-thru customers at a Starbucks in Monroe, Washington. The Seattle Times reports the duo