CIA AGENT TURNS HIMSELF INTO `COVERT COMIC'

CIA AGENT TURNS HIMSELF INTO `COVERT COMIC'

MANASSAS, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- A CIA agent who calls himself the "Covert Comic" is making his superiors wish he was the "Unknown Comic." 15-year CIA veteran John Alejandro King maintains a comedy website that, among other things, features a rap spoof in which King confesses that he killed JFK. King claims his superiors at the CIA have made it clear that they find no humor in his government shtick -- but he doesn't care and says "...national security is too important not to be joked about." The CIA is also rankled that he's revealing bizarre secrets about other CIA agents including a female agent who's a part-time dominatrix and a male agent who performs faith healings in his spare time. The 40-year-old King says he figures Americans have a constitutional right to be tasteless and he hopes his website will help convince covert agents from other countries to turn traitor because the CIA is such a fun place to work. The site is at http://www.covertcomic.com

CONTACT: John Alejandro King, *****; Manassas, VA; (703) 257-9515