SPACE ALIENS SWEET ON BALTIMORE SUGAR FACTORY?

SPACE ALIENS SWEET ON BALTIMORE SUGAR FACTORY?

BALTIMORE (Wireless Flash) -- A group of extraterrestrials must be sweet on a sugar factory in Baltimore, Maryland. Since early last year, residents living next to the Domino sugar factory have reported a number of UFO sightings. "Fate" magazine reports that one eyewitness watched a saucer hover above the sugar factory for 15 minutes before it suddenly flew off. Another time, two UFOs rendezvoused over the factory before darting away. UFO expert Dr. Ellen Crystall thinks the sugar factory is simply a landmark chosen because of its proximity to an underground base which she believes E.T.s are constructing nearby. However, astrophysicist Dr. Franklin Ruehl thinks it's possible the aliens have either developed a taste for refined sugar or are mixing it with sulphur compounds to turn it into a type of space-age gasoline. Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Domino Sugar says she's unaware of any alien activity near the factory.

CONTACT: Tom Lloyd (Fate); Minneapolis, MN; (651) 312-8452; Franklin Ruehl, ****1/2; LA; (818) 242-3097; Kim Able (Domino Sugar); Baltimore, MD; (410) 752-6150; Ellen Crystall, ****; Hawley, PA; (570) 775-6541