PLAN TO SOLVE GANG PROBLEM: BRING IN JESSE VENTURA

PLAN TO SOLVE GANG PROBLEM: BRING IN JESSE VENTURA

SHERMAN, Texas (Wireless Flash) -- If Uncle Sam really wants to fight the war against gangs, he should enlist Jesse "The Body" Ventura. That's according to crime researcher Al Jones, who thinks the former Navy Seal would be a great candidate to head up a covert operation to spy on street gangs. Under Jones' proposal, Ventura would oversee a band of Navy Seal operatives who would infiltrate gang territories by dressing up as bag ladies who would push shopping carts near gang hideouts. The made-up military operatives would then plant microphones in gang headquarters so police could collect information on upcoming drug deals, drive-by shootings and robberies, and bust the gang bangers before any crimes are committed. Jones admits his idea may take a little work to get approved by the U.S. government, but thinks Ventura is the perfect politician to plead his case.