CURSE-WORD CHRISTMAS CAROLS FEATURED ON `SOUTH PARK' CD

CURSE-WORD CHRISTMAS CAROLS FEATURED ON `SOUTH PARK' CD

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Christmas will never be the same again now that the kids of "South Park "have recorded a holiday CD. The foul-mouthed cartoon crew has just released a holiday album entitled "South Park: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" -- and some of the lyrics are blistering. One tune is titled "Merry F--king Christmas" and is performed by the schoolteacher, Mr. Garrison. Then there's a ditty called "Christmas Time In Hell" sung by none other than Satan. Cartman, the fat slob, trills an ode to Christmas treats called "Swiss Colony Beef Log" and the Chef -- who is voiced by Isaac Hayes -- chips in with "What the Hell Child is This." Finally, there's a curse word-filled ditty called "The Most Offensive Song Ever," sung by -- are you ready? -- a talking piece of poop named "Mr. Hankey." The album hits stores today (Nov. 23).