GOAT-MILKING, PIG LATIN: STRANGE ACTING TALENTS

GOAT-MILKING, PIG LATIN: STRANGE ACTING TALENTS

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Is goat milking a necessary skill for actors? One struggling performer hopes so. Aspiring actress Kirsten Magnuson is running an ad in an entertainment trade magazine letting producers know she's available for any roles requiring goat milking. Kirsten admits she hasn't received too many phone calls, so she's considering writing a movie about goat milking to showcase her milking skills. Another aspiring actor, Kenn Lyon, is running an ad declaring his fluency in pig latin which he figures will give him the edge if anyone makes a pig latin version of "Hamlet." And then there's Nicole Marie Comer who claims she can flip bottles a la Tom Cruise in "Cocktail" -- however she says she hasn't landed a bartender role yet because casting directors usually hire men to play barkeeps.