IS A VOTE FOR AL GORE A TICKET TO HELL?

IS A VOTE FOR AL GORE A TICKET TO HELL?

FARGO, N.D. (Wireless Flash) -- Al Gore may have a devil of time raising campaign funds when this news gets out: Everyone who votes for him is doomed to spend eternity in hell. That's according to a Fargo, North Dakota, man who claims he regularly receives messages from the dead -- and the message is the spirit world must be filled with Republicans. The Reverend Speaker Gerald Polley claims several dead religious leaders -- including St. Peter -- have told him anyone who supports Gore or Bill or Hillary Clinton will be sent to hell when their time comes. It seems the spirits hold a grudge toward the president and his posse because they believe he's a "demon of darkness" bent on destroying mankind with his Middle East peace plan. Polley claims Clinton and Gore supporters have until Christmas Eve to formally recant their allegiance or they're doomed to wind up as shish kebab in the devil's furnace.