NASA ACCUSED OF TIPPING OFF ALIENS TO PROBE LAUNCHES

NASA ACCUSED OF TIPPING OFF ALIENS TO PROBE LAUNCHES

BEDFORD, N.J. (Wireless Flash) -- A retired U.S. Air Force officer has a suggestion for NASA: Don't tell E.T. the next time you launch a space probe. Former intelligence officer George Filer claims alien sabotage is the only theory that explains why 23 out of 31 Mars missions have failed since 1961. He figures aliens have the ability to monitor Earth newscasts to learn when each probe is due on Mars, which gives the Martians plenty of time to prepare their attack and destroy the probe. Filer says if NASA really wants to be successful, it should secretly launch probes without any fanfare and press coverage. A NASA spokesman says the organization won't consider any E.T. theories because "...no one has discovered any evidence of life on Mars."