ALIEN ABDUCTEE TEACHES E.T.S LINE DANCING

ALIEN ABDUCTEE TEACHES E.T.S LINE DANCING

DES MOINES, Iowa (Wireless Flash) -- Extraterrestrials may have superior technology but they have two left feet on the dance floor. That's according to a UFO researcher and line dance instructor in Des Moines, Iowa, who claims aliens requested her to teach country line dancing to a group of alien hybrids. Beverly Trout says the half-aliens had human features, wore badly coordinated cowboy shirts and mud galoshes instead of cowboy boots. Trout says the two-stepping E.T.s didn't do so well under her instruction because they shuffled around awkwardly for most of the lesson. The next day she claims she discovered evidence suggesting the aliens had downloaded dance moves from her computer for extra practice. Although Trout found the experience rather bizarre, she says the dance lesson abduction proves that aliens may have superior technology, but that doesn't make them spiritually superior -- or even good dancers.