DRUNKEN BIGFOOT WREAKING HAVOC IN BRITISH TOWN

DRUNKEN BIGFOOT WREAKING HAVOC IN BRITISH TOWN

TAMWORTH, England (Wireless Flash) -- Bigfoot must like a good stiff belt of booze now and then. It seems a hairy creature that acts as if it's drunk is terrorizing residents in the small English town of Tamworth. British Bigfoot researcher Mark Montague reports the creature was sighted on a New Year's Eve, during which it reportedly enticed two women into a secluded forest for a sex romp. A booze-and-sex-loving Bigfoot may sound strange, but Montague claims reports of the creature have been common in Tamworth since 1992. He even claims babies born in the town have been noticeably taller and hairier than average. Montague says he hopes to have a scientist perform tests on the children to determine if they might be Bigfoot-human hybrids.