CHEESY PICK-UP LINES TO GET YOU NOTICED

CHEESY PICK-UP LINES TO GET YOU NOTICED

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? How about: "You have pretty eyes. They're as blue as the water in my toilet." It may sound tacky, but that hasn't stopped clueless Casanovas from using it, according to Monteria Ivey, a New York- based pickup line expert who has interviewed hundreds of women about cheesy pick-up lines. Ivey admits even the most outrageous pick-up lines can get you in the door -- but you have to deliver them with a sense of humor or else they'll fall flat. Some of the other kooky come-ons he's overheard include... -- "Is your father a terrorist? Because you're the bomb." -- "Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you're dope." -- And then there's this classic: "Why don't we pretend we're a couple of ghosts and go wear some sheets out."