SEX `OLYMPICS' TO GET HEAD START OVER SYDNEY

SEX `OLYMPICS' TO GET HEAD START OVER SYDNEY

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The 2000 Olympics will take place in Sydney this summer, but the real action will be taking place in Mexico a few months earlier. A Los Angeles company called SMS Promotions says it will hold the world's first sexual "olympics" at a Mexican resort in May. Scheduled events at the 1st Annual XXX-treme Games will include a "Masturbation Distance Contest" and a "Couples-Only Marathon" to see who can have sex the longest. Others events at the carnal competition are too raunchy to mention. A spokesperson says the X-rated contest is only open to "amateurs" -- although 40 porn stars will be serving as judges and coaches. The winning teams will receive gold-colored condoms.