DEPRESSION DOGGING SOCKS THE CAT?

DEPRESSION DOGGING SOCKS THE CAT?

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Wireless Flash) -- Hillary Clinton's move to New York is putting Socks the White House Cat in the doghouse. Nashville-based pet psychologist Pam Johnson-Bennett fears Mrs. and Mrs. Clinton are so preoccupied right now that Socks is getting the silent treatment. Johnson-Bennett says the Clintons were so stressed out during the Monica Lewinsky scandal that the cat probably took the bad vibes personally. As a result, Socks may have turned into one paranoid pussycat -- especially with Chelsea away at college and Hillary and Bill's cat allergies which supposedly keep them from petting Socks. Meanwhile, Jay Wind, president of the "Socks the Cat Fan Club," claims poor Socks spends most of his time attached to a leash on the White House lawn. Other insiders say Socks has been an emotional wreck ever since the Clintons adopted Buddy the dog.