A GOOD SPOUSE NEVER KISSES WITHOUT DENTURES

A GOOD SPOUSE NEVER KISSES WITHOUT DENTURES

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Want to know the secret to a good marriage? Never kiss when you're not wearing your dentures. That's just one of the things comedian J.S. Salt discovered when he interviewed 1000 wives and 1000 hubbies for two new books, "How To Be The Almost Perfect Husband -- By Wives Who Know" and "How To Be The Almost Perfect Wife -- By Husbands Who Know" (Shake It! Books). The denture advice came from a 68-year-old woman who claims it's better to be "bitten than gummed." Other responses include... -- 55-year-old "John" who says a good wife "decides quickly what to order from a menu." -- 36-year-old "Larry" claims a woman should never ask "Why don't we do this more often?" right after sex. -- And, finally, 42-year-old "Julia" says a good hubby "never frowns at the meat loaf."