NO PORNO POTENTIAL IN THIS YEAR'S OSCAR FLICKS

NO PORNO POTENTIAL IN THIS YEAR'S OSCAR FLICKS

MALIBU, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Although porn flicks often spoof mainstream movie titles, it's doubtful there will be many X-rated versions of this year's Oscar contenders. According to adult film director Nic Cramer -- who specializes in spoofs -- none of the films nominated for Best Picture this year have titles worthy of ripping off. Cramer -- who directed the X-rated spoof "A Clockwork Orgy" -- says the only recent movie with a potential X-rated title is "Sleepy Hollow," but he's not sure how that could be modified. Meanwhile, adult film writer and director Will Jarvis -- who goes by the name "Taliesin the Bard" -- says you could easily turn "The Cider House Rules" into "The Whorehouse Rules" and a spoof of "The Sixth Sense" could be titled "The Sex Sense." He says the adult version would tell the story of a woman who has the uncanny ability to tell when other folks are horny.