CAN ASTROLOGY DETECT `SUE-HAPPY' EMPLOYEES?

CAN ASTROLOGY DETECT `SUE-HAPPY' EMPLOYEES?

WATSONVILLE, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Drug tests and lie detectors aren't the only tools being used to determine who gets hired and gets fired -- now some firms are using astrology. A new website called CorporateAstrology.com lets employers learn what the stars have to say about job applicants -- including which employees are most likely to sleep their way up to the top and which ones would sue if they were sexually harassed. Spokesman Peter Mackeonis claims if the site had been up when Monica Lewinsky was applying as an intern at the White House, officials could have discovered her high potential for a sex scandal and rejected her application. He claims the site is already attracting interest from the personnel departments of several large corporations, as well as the White House and the Department of Defense.