WEIGHT-LOSS EXPERT LOOKING FOR BEEFY BRIDES

WEIGHT-LOSS EXPERT LOOKING FOR BEEFY BRIDES

CLEARWATER, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- If you're a beefy bride "weighting" to get married, a Florida woman wants to chew the fat with you. Weight loss expert Victoria Morton is looking for one bulging bride along with her equally big-bottomed bridesmaids who are willing to undergo seven days of makeovers to help them lose the lard. Women who are merely chunky need not apply, as a spokesman for Morton claims she's "looking for heifers" -- preferably in excess of 250 pounds. Once the weighty wedding party is picked, Morton hopes to groom two dress sizes off each bride and bridesmaid. If you're a fat fiance interested in auditioning, you can contact Morton at 800-221-6793.