MARRIAGES MADE IN NEXT THREE WEEKS DOOMED SAYS ASTROLOGER

MARRIAGES MADE IN NEXT THREE WEEKS DOOMED SAYS ASTROLOGER

LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) -- If you're planning on getting married sometime in the next three weeks, you might want to reconsider. According to Las Vegas astrologer "Cattel" (kuh-tell), any marriage scheduled to take place between June 23 and July 17 is guaranteed to be a rocky union that will probably end up in divorce court. It's all because the planet Mercury is currently "retrograde" and that supposedly makes it harder for folks to communicate clearly. Cattel claims the situation will be even worse for newlyweds who wait until marriage before having sex because they'll lose all sexual attraction to one another once Mercury gets back on track. She says there's nothing newlyweds can do except postpone their wedding ceremony until after July 18.