E.T. FEUD MAY CAUSE CROP FAILURES THIS YEAR

E.T. FEUD MAY CAUSE CROP FAILURES THIS YEAR

SALZGITTER, Germany (Wireless Flash) -- A 53-year-old feud between E.T.s and Earth officials may cause an increase in crop failures this year. That's according to German ufologist Lars Braemer, who claims that in 1947 a group of aliens supplied various Earth organizations with high tech gear including advanced weather control devices. Braemer says the mission was peaceful, but it later soured after Henry Kissinger, Howard Hughes and a military-industrial cabal betrayed the aliens by using their own technology to prevent their spacecraft from landing on Earth. Now he claims some of the E.T.-inspired weather control devices have gone kaput and could trigger crop failures later this year. The aliens supposedly know how to save the planet, but they're still in a snit over the betrayal and won't lift a finger until the anti-E.T. cabal is eliminated.