WARD OFF PSYCHIC ATTACKS: SARAN-WRAP YOUR CHEST

WARD OFF PSYCHIC ATTACKS: SARAN-WRAP YOUR CHEST

SEDONA, Ariz. (Wireless Flash) -- Saran Wrap is good for more than keeping broccoli fresh. Now comes word the cling wrap is effective at blocking psychic attacks. According to Arizona-based shaman and medical astrologer Dr. Eileen Nauman, wearing a few layers of plastic wrap over your chest and stomach will prevent negative people from draining your energy. In order for the technique to work, she says you must affix three layers of Saran Wrap to your solar plexus. Women can anchor the plastic with their bra strap, but men will have to use tape. Dr. Nauman says she has no idea why plastic wrap protects you from bad vibes, but claims its 100 percent effective at warding off evil co-workers and annoying in- laws. The only downside to the Saran Wrap treatment, says Nauman, is that "You'll sweat like a pig."