COMPANY CREATES GEORGE W. BUSH `DOPE SEEDS'

COMPANY CREATES GEORGE W. BUSH `DOPE SEEDS'

CLEVELAND, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- A political humor magazine has created a seedy way to profit off of George W. Bush's presidential campaign: It's selling "dope seeds" inspired by Mr. Bush. The "Funny Times" newspaper is marketing something called "Texas Homegrown Dope Seeds" which it claims grows into "an ornamental shrub developed to protect corporate boardrooms and gated communities." "Funny Times" publisher George Cratcha claims the seeds should grow in poor environments. However, he says the recommended planting depth is "extremely shallow" and, like Bush, the plants "thrive under lack of illumination." By the way, the Bush dope seed packets contain nothing more than lettuce seeds because -- according to Cratcha -- "You'll need a lot of lettuce to be able to work with the Bush administration."