FAKE FATTIES TO FIGHT BATTLE OF THE BULGE

FAKE FATTIES TO FIGHT BATTLE OF THE BULGE

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- The family in "The Klumps" knows how to strap on the feedbag -- now its your chance to strap on everything else. Later today Universal Studios in Los Angeles will host a "Klump-Size Couch Potato Contest" where contestants will add as much mass to their body as possible to become the heaviest couch potato. The phony fatsos can stuff their pockets with bricks, rocks, sand, scrap metal -- just about anything that can fit in or under their clothing. The winning group of lard buckets will waddle away with a brand new couch from IKEA.