SINGLES FIND FUNERALS GOOD PICK-UP SPOTS

SINGLES FIND FUNERALS GOOD PICK-UP SPOTS

NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Is your love life deadly dull? Just attend a funeral or two and you may get lucky. That's the morbid advice of "Maxim" magazine editors, who claim it's easier than you think to meet other singles at funerals. First, be the life of the party and wear a serene happy face. Next, tell your prospective date that while you'll miss the dearly departed, life is for the living and you'd regret it if you never saw him or her again. If you're a man, you should make with the water works because many women are aroused by crying men -- even if you have to carry around sliced onions. Finally, if these tips are deadly dull, "Maxim" suggests you just be blunt and confess to a sexy mourner that you've always fantasized about having sex in a coffin.