JAMAICAN SEER WARNS ABOUT OLYMPIC TERRORISM

JAMAICAN SEER WARNS ABOUT OLYMPIC TERRORISM

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- A Jamaican-born seer is warning that the Olympics may be a blast in more ways than one. Los Angeles-based psychic Ernesto Moshe Montgomery claims he's receiving visions that suggest a group of Australian terrorists have infiltrated the Olympics in Sydney. He claims the terrorists recently donned security outfits and are now in the Olympic village where they're planning to attack the American team. Montgomery's visions have also given him a clear description of the gang's ringleader: a 5-foot-9 blonde Caucasian man who continuously blinks when he speaks. The seer is confident the Australian government can quell the insurrection if they spot the rebels in time -- which is why he's planning to talk to officials at the Australian Consulate later today (Sept. 22).