FART CARDS: CARE ENOUGH TO SEND YOUR VERY BURST

FART CARDS: CARE ENOUGH TO SEND YOUR VERY BURST

MEMPHIS, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) -- E-mail greetings are going down the toilet -- literally. A Memphis-based company has created a website which allows you to send a custom-tailored fart noise to anyone via e-mail. Users of the so-called Create-A-Fart program can choose from stinky specifications such as density, duration and whether they want the gaseous eruption to sound "wet" or "dry." A spokesman says the "fart cards" seem to be most popular in Germany, where there are fewer taboos about fart jokes.