EXORCIST WARNS OF `POLITICAL POSSESSIONS'

EXORCIST WARNS OF `POLITICAL POSSESSIONS'

ARECIBO, P.R. (Wireless Flash) -- If you're not careful on Election Day, you might become possessed by a political poltergeist. According to a Puerto Rican exorcist who calls herself "Senora Q," demons often try to take over human bodies during elections to affect the outcome. Senora Q claims you can tell which folks are politically possessed because they fly off the handle at election time. She says meditating just before you cast your vote will help cast off any demons who might try to trick you into voting for the wrong candidate. Senora Q also claims to have a "possession tester" that can detect your risk of Election Day possession at her website: cap.tripod.com