TABLECLOTHS TAKE THE BRUNT OF THANKSGIVING

TABLECLOTHS TAKE THE BRUNT OF THANKSGIVING

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- While Americans are saying grace over their turkeys this year, tablecloths will suffer the disgrace of a sloppy supper. That's according to an expert from something called the "Whirlpool Institute of Fabric Science," who's come up with remedies to clean up the most common stains caused by turkey dinners. Greasy gravy stains from klutzy Cousin Clara a problem? Try rubbing dish soap into the blob which should help dissolve the greasy mess. If your wobbly Aunt Wilma spills too much of her red wine, just give it a shot of table salt to suck up the liquid and the stain. Finally, the "Institute" suggests that if your Cousin Anthony coldcocks Uncle Lou and he bleeds all over the tablecloth, cold water is the best way to remove the bloodstains.