BUSH'S SHEEP: SHEEPISH ABOUT MOVING TO D.C.

BUSH'S SHEEP: SHEEPISH ABOUT MOVING TO D.C.

KAUAI, Hawaii (Wireless Flash) -- George W. Bush is moving to the White House but his three pet sheep are sheepish about moving from Texas. That's according to Hawaiian-based animal communicator Paul Waters, who claims he telepathically communicated with Bush's three sheep: Ophelia, Eltonia and Logan. He says the girls really don't want to relocate to Washington, but they're willing to compromise and live on a farm in Maryland if they have to. Waters also claims the three sheep have been worried about Bush because they haven't seen him lately and didn't even know he was running for president. The sheep are "apolitical," but Ophelia supposedly told Waters that Bush "...smiles a lot, always asks how we're doing, and gives us plenty of space."