FLORIDA SKUNK APES GO APE OVER LINGERIE

FLORIDA SKUNK APES GO APE OVER LINGERIE

OCHOPEE, Fla. (Wireless Flash) – Here’s an item of interest for women living in southern Florida: don’t dry your undies on a clothesline for the next few weeks. It turns out it’s mating season in Florida for a Bigfoot-like creature known as the “skunk ape” – and the hairy critters have a big interest in bras and panties. That’s according to Bigfoot researcher and RV park owner David Shealy who claims two women left their undies on a clothes line at his park last year. The next morning the underwear was found clawed and stinking of skunk ape slobber. Shealy says the creatures are especially attracted to underwear worn by women, which has also been known to arouse male apes.

Tue 05-08-01