HOW TO BREAK UP WITH A CREEP

HOW TO BREAK UP WITH A CREEP

PRINCETON, N.J. (Wireless Flash) – Books that help you write business letters are nothing new, but what about one for writing “Dear John” letters? Two female authors are trying to help other women learn how to dump their dorky boyfriends with a new book, Kiss Off Letters To Men (Three Rivers Press). Erica Dankoff claims she and co-author Muara Johnston have dated so many creeps that they’ve learned how to write break-up letters for every occasion – including how to end an affair with a crossdresser. Dankoff says the first rule to breaking up is to be brutally frank, even if it means telling the guy his romantic technique makes a pap smear seem like a date with Brad Pitt. However, if honesty isn’t your policy, another sure way to get rid of a guy is to tell him, “I’ve waited all my life for you.”

Wed 05-16-01