ALFALFA’S GHOST GUARDING ROBERT BLAKE’S BABY
ALFALFA’S GHOST GUARDING ROBERT BLAKE’S BABY
BELLFLOWER, Calif. (Wireless Flash) – Robert Blake’s current problems are spooking his Our Gang co-stars in the great beyond, according to a metaphysical consultant from Bellflower, California. Denyse Baham claims she recently spoke with some of Blake’s dead Little Rascals co-stars and they’re shocked by their old buddy’s current woes. She claims Alfalfa – who was murdered in 1959 – has appointed himself “guardian angel” of Blake’s 11-month-old daughter, Rose, and will watch over her for the rest of her life. She says Froggy is especially “suffering from the news” while Spanky is fascinated by the media circus. But here’s the spookiest fact of all: Baham claims Buckwheat is remaining silent on the Blake debacle, mainly because he has already reincarnated as “a very depressed teenage boy.”
Wed 05-16-01