DEFLATED BREAST FORCES WOMAN TO SELL HOUSE

DEFLATED BREAST FORCES WOMAN TO SELL HOUSE

PHOENIX, Ariz. (Wireless Flash) – A deflated boob implant is deflating the ego of a woman in Phoenix – as well as bursting her dreams of home ownership. 50-year-old Theresa Sliwinski’s says her right breast implant began deflating about three months ago and has since shrunk from a hefty D-cup to a puny B-cup. The doctor who performed the surgery has had his license suspended, but Sliwinski doubts she’ll ever collect damages and says she can’t afford $4000 for boob balancing surgery. As a result, she’s been forced to sell her two-bedroom townhouse in the hopes of squeezing enough cash for the surgery. If that doesn’t work, Sliwinski jokes that she’ll get a second job at McDonalds’ figuring that her right breast will “....remind everyone to buy pancakes.”

Mon 06-25-01