TECH STOCK COLLAPSE INSPIRES ‘TICKER TAPE TOILET PAPER’

TECH STOCK COLLAPSE INSPIRES ‘TICKER TAPE TOILET PAPER’

AUSTIN, Texas (Wireless Flash) – Investors who lost a load of money on tech stocks will be flushed with excitement over this – Ticker Tape Toilet Paper. The T.P. reads like a stock ticker tape as it unrolls, and is printed with a list of stocks that have lost 95 to 99 percent of their values. The down-in-the-dump companies featured on the toilet paper include Priceline, Amazon, and DrKoop.com Creator John Zappa claims he predicted the doom of the tech sector three years ago, which is when he had the idea, but he was forced to wait until the market went into the toilet before producing the paper. Zappa hopes to have Ticker Tape Toilet Paper in novelty stores by this fall where it will retail for about $11 a roll.

Tue 08-07-01