BECOME A CARD-CARRYING SCHMUCK

BECOME A CARD-CARRYING SCHMUCK

BOSTON (Wireless Flash) – Boston has one more Ivy League university – but this one teaches people how to be schmucks. The college is actually a tongue-in-cheek website, called “Schmuck U,” which was started by Boston native Michael Prolman. Schmuck U offers courses in lying, cutting in line, how to juggle relationships with multiple partners and the proper technique for giving the bird. Prolman says the most popular part of the site is a “PhD in Schmuckology” diploma that you can download and give to any schmuck you know. He says he started the website after years of observing schmucks and realizing they all act the same, as if they were all trained at the same school.

Fri 08-17-01