AVOID CELLOPHANITY AND OTHER CELL PHONE PAS
AVOID CELLOPHANITY AND OTHER CELL PHONE PAS
BOSTON (Wireless Flash) Cell phones may have improved communication but not communication skills. Self-proclaimed cell phone etiquette expert Carol Page, who dispenses advice on CellManners.com, blames cell phones for creating a whole new batch of rudeness issues. Page is especially upset by cellophanity, which she says is the excessively loud cursing one does while trying to make a point on a cell phone. Other examples of cell phone cellfishness include... Cellulitis, which is excessive weight on the body caused by carrying too many cell phones. A cellhibitionist is someone who thinks talking loudly on a cell phone makes them appear sexy. Finally, a dead ringer is someone who programs their phone to chime annoying Beethoven or Mozart melodies instead of the traditional ring.
Tue 09-11-01