STUDY: MIAMI MEN ARE LIMP AS WET NOODLES

STUDY: MIAMI MEN ARE LIMP AS WET NOODLES

EMMAUS, Penn. (Wireless Flash) – Men who need more lead in their pencils should avoid Miami. According to a new study by Men’s Health magazine, Miami’s male citizens have a harder time staying erect than any other U.S. city – mainly because of bad diet, old age and lack of exercise. The study reveals Phoenix is the best city for erections and editors speculate that the local cactus juice may have health benefits. Other findings... Dallas is perhaps the baldest city in the U.S. It sells six times more Rogaine than the hairiest city, Memphis, Tennessee. El Paso is the worst city for getting sick – it has the fewest doctors per citizen: 1 doc for every 679 people. San Francisco has the most: 1 for every 231 folks. Finally, Baltimore is the city that has the most sexually transmitted diseases while the least infected folks live in San Jose, California.

Tue 10-09-01