BIN LADEN SURPRISINGLY TENDER IN THE SACK

BIN LADEN SURPRISINGLY TENDER IN THE SACK

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – Osama bin Laden may be a terrorist, but he’s a tender lover between the sheets. That’s the verdict from a senior citizen psychic from Los Angeles who calls himself “Sky, the Horny Horoscoper.” Sky claims that bin Laden comes across as an “arrogant and smug” Leo, but he’s actually a sappy guy on the inside who is trying to put up a tough image around his buddies. However, when bin Laden’s in bed with one of his four wives, Sky claims he’s very romantic but would be “embarrassed if anyone knew.” Although bin Laden may be a stud in the sack, he’s bound to have woman problems when he isn’t having sex. Sky says bin Laden’s Virgo Moon make him anal retentive and not an easy guy to get along with because, “he thinks being right is more important than being human.”

Thu 10-11-01