AUSTRALIAN WITCH BREWS UP ANTI-JUNK FOOD SPELL

AUSTRALIAN WITCH BREWS UP ANTI-JUNK FOOD SPELL

SYDNEY (Wireless Flash) – Terrified of over-indulging on Halloween candy? Well, “Australia’s Sexiest Witch” has conjured up an anti-junk food spell. Fashion-model-turned-witch Deborah Gray claims her fat busting elixir breaks down fat and credits it for keeping her sexy 36-26-37 figure. The brew contains carrots, tomatoes, celery, parsley, thyme, marjoram and water boiled together while reciting the incantation: “Here is energy and joy anew, inspiring forces are in this brew.” Next, you strain the brew and throw away the solid bits while imagining yourself throwing away your fat and worries. Grey says fat folks should drink a cup of the potion 10 minutes before lunch or dinner or before they pig out on candy. The leggy witch claims Halloween is the perfect time to practice the spell because it’s the time of year when your magic is at its strongest.

Tue 10-30-01