SELF-HELP GURU USES FARTS TO CURE FEARS

SELF-HELP GURU USES FARTS TO CURE FEARS

LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) – It sounds ghastly but a Swedish self-help guru claims he uses flatulence to cure peoples’ phobias. Satori Mateu claims he’s been helping people rid themselves of needless fears by making them concentrate on their fears and worries. Then, when they least expect it, Mateu jumps in their face and orders them to burp or fart. If they don’t burp or fart, he stays in their face until they fulfill his task. Mateu says this will help them laugh at their fears in the future. You may think Mateu’s theory of using farts to fight fear stinks but he claims the technique can gas out phobias in as little as 15 minutes.

Tue 12-04-01