GANDALF COULD KICK HARRY POTTER’S BUTT

GANDALF COULD KICK HARRY POTTER’S BUTT

CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) – Who would win a fight between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings’ wizard Gandalf the Grey? Well, a Chicago-based wizard thinks Hogwarts’ Harry wouldn’t stand a chance. Jeff Grygny (GRIG-NY) of the World Wide Federation for Witches and Wizards for a Free World says although Harry is powerful, the more experienced Gandalf would take the tiny tyke to the mat. He says according to J.R.R. Tolkien’s book The Silmarillion Gandalf is half arch-angel, so Gandalf would probably kick Harry’s caboose. Grygny says the new Harry Potter film is “...pathetic because it looks like the more money they dumped into it, the less magic they had.” However, Grygny plans to be at the front of the line when Lord of the Rings comes out December 19.

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