American Military on a Roll With Bin Laden Toilet Paper

American Military on a Roll With Bin Laden Toilet Paper

NORWICH, Conn. (Wireless Flash) – An Connecticut-based paper company is wiping out poor morale among American soldiers by giving them free rolls of toilet paper printed with Osama bin Laden’s mug. ToiletPaperWorld.com has given out more than 2500 rolls since CEO Kenn Fischburg made the offer last month, and the requests just keep flowing in – some from soldiers as far away as Korea. He hopes the terrorist-bashing toilet paper boosts morale for the military men and women, as well as give them some “revenge humor.” And that’s exactly what’s happening. One serviceman in Germany wrote back thanking Fischburg with a note that read: I had to let you know what a morale booster it is going to be to get to wipe our fourth point of contact with bin Laden’s face. ToiletPaperWorld.com will continue to give away the bin Laden tushie wipes until the last roll is cleaned out of the warehouse.

Wed 04-10-02