Mythologist Claims Saddam Hussein Wants to Open Gateway to Heaven

Mythologist Claims Saddam Hussein Wants to Open Gateway to Heaven

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (Wireless Flash) – A mythologist in Nashville, Tennessee, claims Saddam Hussein may soon be in possession of a gateway to heaven. Author William Henry claims Hussein has begun rebuilding the ancient city of Babylon so that he can unearth a dimensional gateway much like the one depicted in the movie Stargate. The self-proclaimed “investigative mythologist” thinks the gateway is the same golden “fiery furnace” described in the Old Testament’s book of Daniel and is currently buried under the sand somewhere in Iraq. If Henry’s theory is correct, Saddam’s stargate opens onto a mysterious place called Planet X – a place better known as “heaven.” Although Henry isn’t sure if Hussein has found the stargate yet, he says the time to open it will be next year when Planet X is expected to visit our solar system for the first time in 3600 years.

Thu 05-02-02