Feng Shui Expert Fails to Break Soccer Stadium Curse

Feng Shui Expert Fails to Break Soccer Stadium Curse



NOTTINGHAM, Wales (Wireless Flash) – A feng shui expert recently “cleansed” a Welsh soccer stadium’s unlucky dressing room despite finding out it might cost his favorite team a victory. Dr. Paul Darby says he was worried when he found out he’d have to balance the energy of the dressing room of the rivals to his favorite English Premier League soccer team, Arsenal. He reluctantly cleansed the energy, though, and then offered stadium officials the final solution – paint the dressing room’s South wall red. However, much to Darby’s delight, the stadium didn’t take his advice and the rival team lost, granting a victory to his beloved Arsenal. What’s more, the last 11 teams that have stayed in the dressing room have lost, and now Darby says the stadium officials have contacted him again saying they’re ready take his advice.

Tue 05-07-02