Headlines for: 01-02-2000

SOUTH CAROLINA WOMAN: `I WAS A CIA SEX SLAVE!' LAS VEGAS (Wireless Flash) -- Bob Hope's famous song "Thanks For the Memories" has a different meaning for a South Carolina woman who claims the CIA forced her to become the comedian's mind-

CHINESE ASTROLOGER: REAL Y2K PROBLEMS WILL HAPPEN ON FEB. 5 NUEVO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Think your Y2K worries are over? Guess again. The real problems won't happen until February 5.

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD NAMED `RATTIEST WOMAN OF 1999' LOS ANGELES (Wireless Flash) -- Kathie Lee Gifford may be cheesed off when she hears this: She's just been declared the "Rattiest Woman of the Year."

PLAYWRIGHT LOOKING FOR PENIS STORIES NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Men, if you've got an interesting story about your sex organ, there's a playwright in New York who'd love to hear from you.

PETA PUTS POX ON `MASTERPIECES IN CHICKEN' NORFOLK, Va. (Wireless Flash) -- The feathers are flying over an upcoming art exhibit that will feature children's drawings of breaded chicken nuggets.

WIRELESS FLASH BRIEFS FROM AROUND THE WORLD NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- "Ally McBeal" star Courtney Thorne- Smith says her big boobs are a thorn in her side. She tells "Shape" magazine that she'd love to trade in her big breasts for

FRAGRANT PIN MAY TRIGGER WEIGHT LOSS SAN DIEGO (Wireless Flash) -- A new device that emits an odor may help fatties shed a few pounds. The weight-loss device is a 3-inch red button that's pinned

EXPERT REVEALS DUMBEST ETIQUETTE QUESTIONS CINCINNATI (Wireless Flash) -- Good etiquette is no laughing matter -- but some of the etiquette questions people ask are downright silly.

GOLF TOURNAMENT `PUTTS' OFFICE PUTTERS TO TEST CHICAGO (Wireless Flash) -- Putting around the office has new meaning in Chicago thanks to a golf tournament where contestants will play at their place of work.