Headlines for: 08-24-2000

THIS UNDERWEAR STINKS! SOMERCOTES, England (Wireless Flash) -- In the near future, when someone tells you "Your underwear stinks," it may be a compliment.

PARENTS HELPING KIDS GO TO POT NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- It may sound dopey but a surprising number of drug addicts have gotten high with their parents.

STUDY CONCLUDES MLB BASEBALLS ARE `JUICED' SOLON, Ohio (Wireless Flash) -- A new study may explain why there's been a surplus of home runs in Major League Baseball: The balls are juiced.

MS. PAC-MAN PROMOTING BREAST CANCER RESEARCH NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Looks like the problem of breast cancer is eating up Ms. Pac-Man. Believe it or not, the video vixen from the '80s has

PRESIDENTIAL NAMES: HITS AND MYTHS NASHVILLE (Wireless Flash) -- What's in a name? Plenty if you're Al Gore or George W. Bush. According to a Nashville researcher, the candidates'

NEW YORK BUS TERMINAL TO HONOR RALPH KRAMDEN NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- This news will send Jackie Gleason fans to the moon: Ralph Kramden is about to be immortalized in a sculpture.

1 OUT OF 5 LEARN ABOUT SEX FROM PARENTS HOUSTON (Wireless Flash) -- American parents aren't exactly buzzing about the birds and bees, if a new survey is correct. According to Adam & Eve Sex Products, only 20 percent of

CHUCK MANGIONE FEELS LIKE `KING OF THE HILL' NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Jazz musician Chuck Mangione is crediting the Fox sitcom, "King Of The Hill," for his good mood these days.

MINI-ME GOES OOMPA-LOOMPA NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Mini-Me midget Verne Troyer is getting big buzz for his performance as an Oompa-Loompa in an upcoming movie short.